Over 30 Hockey is in its last month of hockey and before you know it the snowblower will be replaced with the lawnmower! Bring it!
Could we have another Fucking foot of snow! Please!
A Redneck told me once; You Yankees might think we're stupid down here! But none of us retire and move NORTH! Hmmmmmm!
The first game of March was a good one if you were wearing White. The game was close for the first half of the night. Then in the second half the White Team cashed in, and made it tough on Mark with some really nice passing and the shots got through.
The Dark side made a lot of solo runs at Matt and he did a great job of shutting them down. The White Team wins!
Don't forget that March is a month to celebrate the coming of spring like an Irishman! Time to drink plenty of Beer and piss away the snow banks!
Two Irish lads
Two Irish lads had been out shacking up with their girl friends. One felt guilty and decided he should stop at the church and confess. He went into the confession booth and told the Father, "Father, I have sinned. I have committed fornication with a lady. Please forgive me." The Father said, "Tell me who the lady was." The lad said he couldn't do that and the Father said he couldn't grant him forgiveness unless he did. "Was it Mollie O'Grady?" asked the Father." "No." "Was it Rosie Kelly?" "No." "Was it that red-headed wench Tessie O'Malley?" "No." "Well then," said the Father, "You'll not be forgiven." When the lad met his friend outside the friend asked, "So, did you find forgiveness." "No," said the other, "but I picked up three good prospects!"
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